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Is It Okay To Buy Your Wife A Roomba For Xmas?

We sat inside our particular seats, suffering a barrage of vacation commercials whenever Santa instantly showed up in the TV, gushing over some state-of-the-art vacuum that, relating to him, had been the right Christmas time present.

“We require a vacuum that is new” my wife stated.

“Great,” I responded. “i would like some more presents for you personally.”

“You’re not receiving me personally that for Christmas time,” she said.

“It violates ‘The Rule.’”

Oh, yes, The Rule. A decree that, if our wedding had been a written agreement used by legal counsel, would read the following:

Those cool little omelet flippers, and even diamond encrusted, decorative lamps under no circumstances will husband present wife at Christmas with ANY product containing an electrical cord, including, but not limited to: vacuums, hair dryers, blenders. Violation of said guideline will result in instant return of gift to offending retail establishment and short-term disruption of interaction, herein described as the ‘silent therapy.’

Incidentally, The Rule will not affect her while shopping for my vacation wish list. If it did, that shiny NutriBullet wouldn’t have already been underneath the tree final xmas, and I also would not understand how delicious a good fresh fruit and kale smoothie tastes each and every morning. Continue reading